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I'm a woman and I have to admit that I am hopeless without some form of man around because I:

-can't open most jars. They're just screwed on too tight.
-am too short to reach the top shelves of my cupboards
-have no idea what it means when the green light on my heating panel blinks

The last one I can read a manual for, but the others just seem to be symptoms of being female.**

**no offence meant to other ladies reading this!
( cakelady, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:09, 6 replies)

I'm 4' 11"
You very quickly learn to climb all manner of things to reach the top shelves!
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:17, closed)

Ah yes
kitchen olympics!
( cakelady, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:20, closed)

Kitchen Olympics =
very good for fitness!
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 19:26, closed)

umm....
if you are too short to get things down from the top shelves, then you are too short to put things up there. So where's the problem?
If you pry the edge of most jars a bit, they are a doddle to open.
And do you think that men really know what the green light means? Nah, they just guess.

So, now you can happily be single... or a lesbian... or something.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:54, closed)

Green flashing lights
Mean everything is just fine. If it flashes it's just to remind you it's there and still working properly, so you appreciate it more.

If it wasn't all okay it'd be a red light. Or orange with a picture.

Any problems identified by red or orange lights can be fixed with duct tape.
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:44, closed)

Open up the jars while running them under cold water.
Voila! No testosterone needed.
(hashorangutan is watching iCarly on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 1:07, closed)