It's all their fault
X-Factor getting the Chrimbo No.1's the last few years, blooming women flocking out like sheep to buy the latest pretty boy winner's single. Took a man to get a campaign going and get an alternative single to the top of the charts. Well done that chap but it still didn't stop the girlies getting their precious little boy to no.1 a week later.

Soap opera's, loved by women innit? Not many manly men go about talking about what's-his-name shagging what's-her-name while three murders are being committed by rabid rabbits down the allotement under the pale moon sky.

Women are to blame for this nation turning into a pack of loony voyeurs with all that Big Bruv in the jungle while strictly dancing on ice. Damn it all to hell, keep your eyes on your own life and this country wouldn't be in such a moral mess.

JFK, blown away. Probably would have lived if the missus obviously hadn't put her foot down and demanded the roof be down so she can get some 'fresh air'.

Hole in the ozone, women and their sodding CFC hair sprays during most of the last century. We're all gonna die 'cos you ladies wanted a beehive hairdo that could suvive gale force winds. Fire you all up into orbit to plug the gap.

Afghanistan, bloody Maggie could've put a stop to all of this before it started by telling the Yanks not to supply the Taliban all those guns to get the Ruskies out of the country back in the 80's. That came back to haunt us and poor Tony is getting a rollicking for trying to fix her mess.

We're all doomed I tell ye, doooooooooooooooooooo(intake of breath)ooooooooooooomed.

Like several other chaps who have posted already, yes I am single.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:53, 15 replies)

I agree with you
about reality TV.

Utter shit.

If blokes had their way the airwaves would be full of men in sheds telling you how to whittle your own o-gage train set.
I for one would watch!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:03, closed)

Mythbusters?
How do they do it?

Scrapheap Challenge?

to name but three...

...and sure half of Blighty, Dave and The Comedy channels like Central/Paramount (with the exception of 'Sex And The City' re-runs is aimed at men.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:23, closed)

That's some good choices there
Entertainment and educational shows wrapped up in a neat 30/60 minutes show.

Unlike reality shows which teach the general stupid how to be famous for 15 minutes by being a total imbecile and shameless.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:31, closed)

This is true
I had forgotten about them.
I watch them all and have never watched Strictly, I'm an alleged Celebrity, X factor or any of that shit.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:47, closed)

great choices there
i'm female and i love all these shows. i hate soaps, reality shows, chat shows and anything that starts with "i'm a celebrity".

also, loose women can fuck right off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:00, closed)

I quite like Loose Women...
And I do mean the TV show :)
( snee held his breath since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:47, closed)

i pity you :(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:28, closed)

My kind of rant
clickapowz
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:35, closed)

Is all as it seems with xmas #1?
I was told by a colleague that the same record company (the hated Sony BMG) put out both records[I do seem to recall RATM being Epic] -- which would make the "xmas #1 race" just a viral marketing scam by Sony BMG.
Anyone know if this is true?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:41, closed)

'The Charts' are gay.
Everything in 'The Charts' is gay.

Caring about 'The Charts' is also gay.

Hope this helps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:58, closed)

I think the wife half of the couple who started the RATM campaign is on here
And blaming Maggie for Afghanistan...might as well blame the Moomins. I suggest the film "Charlie wilsons war". The man in the title persuaded congress to raise the covert ops budget from $1m to $1billion...then when he asked for one last million to rebuild the country and educate the Afghans as to who helped kick the commies out, was told to sod off. Hence the Taliban ran round saying how the west ignored them etc etc.
( Greenbat, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:17, closed)

Pfft, facts?
They just get in the way of a good rant.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:00, closed)

RATM are signed to Epic.
Epic are owned by Sony...
(Hagbard Celine, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 18:09, closed)

I also agree
that soap operas and reality TV shows are rubbish. This is why I don't have a TV.
:D
( cakelady, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 9:40, closed)

I agree
except for "poor Tony".
Blair is a first class, grade A, topnotch, outstanding, unrivaled, resplendent, first-rate prime cut cunt.

But don't take my word for it.
(zebby wasting irony here on, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:01, closed)