Farting.
The trouble and strife is a nightmare. When I fart she looks at me like I'm scum and tells me how disgusting I am. Whenever she farts it's always SBD so the first I know about it is either an unearthly stench or the sound of her uncontrolled giggling.

When I do it I'm a filthy pig but when she does it she's a comic genius!
(robbersdog, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 19:58, 3 replies)

Shit on her tits.

(SSSSS, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 20:06, closed)

yeah....
I think this demonstrates quite clearly one of my pet theories: people extrapolate from their relationships to the entire gender.
I suspect that it is generally true that the farter always finds the fart more amuses than the victims. The fact that this occurs in your relationship does not necessarily indicate a gender divide on this issue, rather a the divide is there simply because they are the 'other'.

PS, I always laughing when I fart, whereas the other half pretends they don't fart until I insist and then they smile.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:35, closed)

My ex used to say exactly the same thing about me.
He was a dirty pig as well.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:40, closed)