Sorry, lads...
Your descriptions of women? You must hang out with and date some vile idiot-faced cretins.

Buck up and start looking beyond bars and clubs to get your end off. If you were to look for women based on their perceived intelligence / friendliness / ability to leave the house sans hairspray and not the possibility that they might want you to waggle your penis around inside of them, you might not find so many orange-skinned needy duck-faces about.

For fuck's sake, if these glittertits really get on your nerves, perhaps it is time to look elsewhere; maybe in the direction of girls who don't frottage the 'oiled torso' section of Heat Magazine. You think?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:01, 22 replies)

are you
Susan Boyle by any chance?
(wobbler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:24, closed)

I've got the body of...
Susan Boyle but the face Dot Cotton.

Alternatively, fuck off.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:26, closed)

you sound like
a honey!!!
(wobbler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, closed)

RrrrrRrRrrrrrowl.

(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:56, closed)

Mmmmmmmmm
i like you!
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:30, closed)

Damn right
Same with women who seem only to date knuckle-dragging troglodytes who shag their sisters
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:29, closed)

Amen
To that, too.

"I want a nice bloke!" they scream. Oh, here's one with personality in the form of hair gel, that'll do. Oh what? He has a rather backwards idea of how to treat a woman? That's OK, because he's well fit. Well, until he sleeps with your friend.

"Oh, men aren't very nice, boooooo." What were you saying about wanting to date a nice bloke, again?

Repeat until they shag until exhausted, then wise up a bit.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:32, closed)

Harrumph
I've been exclusively dating nice boys since I was a teenager, and so many girls just think they're losers. "You could do so much *better*" is something I've heard constantly over the years... It's only now I'm 27 that the rest of my peer group seems to be coming round to the idea that dating decent human beings is the way forward...
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:55, closed)

you seem to be precluding
the possibility of sex at all.

Or did you mean we should select our potential partners with different criteria than the percieved availability of coitus?

If so then I'm afraid we can't, we are programmed that way. If we don't fancy a lady then we won't imagine sex with them and then we will probably put them in the friend category. Sad but true.

I think the film Gregory's Girl illustrated it best of all. :)
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:44, closed)

but
fit young screwed up mentalist who will turn into a bitter, unfit screwed up old mentalist who abandons sex at the age of 38 ... as opposed to horny fem-genius with glasses who will be a dirty old horny fem-genius with glasses?

i choose option 2
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:37, closed)

well....
if they were horny then they would only have to compete with the mong-inflateables and would win easily.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:26, closed)

I want one
where do you find them?
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:35, closed)

I thought that...
...the point of men is that they fancied anything, all the better given the opportunity to get their cocks out.

Or are *certain* men attracted to the giggly compliance of willful ignorance and stupidity? I'm not saying that skyrocketing genius is the far more preferable way to be, but perhaps it might offer a bit more banter and bedtime filth than these bags of mucus, empty thoughts and dried sperms.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:56, closed)

Yes but
I read the original post to question the whole motivation and the implication was that we should switch from following our dicks to lusting after the more intelligent end of the market.

Fair enough, but if there's no chance of action what's the point? We are programmed to think this way.

Intelligent men would much rather hook up with an intelligent woman but she's got to compete with the 'princesses' since according to this thread we simply cannot discern.

Personally I was fixed up with the missus, and we are both very grateful for the introductions.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:06, closed)

The problem being
That the glorious stereotypes who populate trendy bars discussing Hollyoaks and footballers they'd like to ride like a pony make for much more amusing subject matter for a "Sexism" QOTW than caring, intelligent, thoughtful women who actually make you appreciate the fairer sex and draw one's thoughts away from the subject matter discussed herein
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:58, closed)

That is true.
"I know a girl who is good at maths and nice to grannies. Tell me your funny stories about women who don't wax their fanny."
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:51, closed)

First read of the B3ta upon my return to work and I stumble over your post.....
Nice rant, now get back to your library / server room / dimly lit room and don't show your face until you can pout like Donald Duck and have covered yourself in so much glitter that you look like a disco ball.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, closed)

glitter is an absolute bastard to get out of certain places...
1. the carpet
2. you teeth
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:39, closed)

Well put!
*Clicks admiringly.*
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 18:01, closed)

Perhaps you should hang around these bars as well.
You might get some joy as a 'ten to threer'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 21:39, closed)

I like to...
..hold it off to the very last moment, so I usually just grab a passing tramp as I drunkenly meander home.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:50, closed)

Wow,
someone who wants me :)
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:37, closed)