Japanese scientists
Have recently held a conference to discuss designing and building a fully-functioning replacement for women. A device which will do everything a man needs a woman to do but without the hassel and constant nagging.

After two strenuous weeks deliberating the best way forward, one of the scientist came up with a shocking revelation.

The device already exists! There is already a product readily available on the open market that completely negates the need for a woman and provides a man with everything he could ever want or desire from a female companion.

Its called a fleshlight.
(Big Grant, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:06, 12 replies)

Will it sleep in the damp patch?
I think not.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:11, closed)

erm
no woman = no damp patch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:17, closed)

What comes out of your dick?
Air?
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:28, closed)

I'd assume that most men wouldn't empty the contents of their fleshlight into their bed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:32, closed)

Are they worth £60?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, closed)

fuck knows
don't have one, and don't know anyone that does.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:42, closed)

Someone posted that they got one
and I can't remember who.

Edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post568380
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:48, closed)

it might feel good
but the things look freakish. couldn't bring myself to buy one, and I certainly wouldn't test someone elses
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:50, closed)

Got one
and they're worth it as long as you use it regularly...
(Helo, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:05, closed)

He can't do that pre-cum thing
Or that cum thing
(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:37, closed)

Was the working title
of No Woman No Cry by Bob Marley
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:39, closed)

amounts to the same thing :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:42, closed)