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Freddie Woo tells us: Despite being a well rounded modern man I think women are best off getting married and having a few kids else they'll be absolutely miserable come middle age.

What views do you have that are probably sexist that you believe are true?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:23)
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Sleeping in the damp patch
women - it came out of you, you sleep in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:18, 19 replies)
Err
Didn't in come out of the bloke first, blurt up her muff, and then leak out mixed with some of her fanny batter? Technically I'd call that a score draw in the bodily secretions department.
(Lizard King, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:19, closed)
I thought about that as I was typing it
I'd say the weighting is generally more on the fanny batter side, so I'm blaming the woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:20, closed)
Fair play
And she should be more considerate when it comes to spunk leaking out of her clout anyway, in my opinion. Tch, women.
(Lizard King, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:21, closed)
one of the few advantages I've got
pill and implant make my mrs gain weight and go mental, so I have to sheath it.

I definitely know she's to blame
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:23, closed)
You have my deepest sympathies.

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:29, closed)
doesn't really bother me tbh
small price to pay for no mood swings and chubbiness
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:30, closed)
She should try the coil
My mrs had the same problem and it worked for her
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:38, closed)
worth a suggestion I guess!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, closed)
Mood swings and chubbiness are what make the sex exciting

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:38, closed)
haha
the mood swings tended not to happen during sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, closed)
You should try the Bucking Bronco

(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, closed)
is that a bit like Rodeo?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:49, closed)
I believe so
Although not quite the same as the first defintion for Rodeo on Urban Dictionary.
(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:09, closed)
Get her to do pelvic floor exercises
then her vertical bacon sandwich will be too tight for anything to leak out.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:29, closed)
not an issue fortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:31, closed)
If you take some flour and some lard
mix it together, you have bread.

Who made the bread? The baker.

Who gives a fuck who milled the flour or packaged the lard.

Therefore, with my logic, the lady owns the wet patch. Whilst the wet streak on the curtains is all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:27, closed)
well put!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)
I used that line once
Response? "It came out of me, but you put it there"
(bblgoose, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:56, closed)
oh god yes
win all over it
(Raol Duke, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:48, closed)

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