Hell hath no fury like my brother scorned.
After a particularly acrimonious break up with his girlfriend involving an unpleasant incident with alcohol half of his rugby team mates and his girlfriend my brother took revenge.

We were sat in the pub getting royally hammered when she phoned. Apparently putting tiger balm on a rampant rabbit is extraordinarily painful and will result in the use of most unladylike language.

I'm not sure what he did to get his own back on the men involved but it will not have been pleasant.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:08, 7 replies)

Needless to say, he had the last laugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:19, closed)

I think
I'd have smelled that. Not that I sniff my love toys before using them, but Tiger Balm has a whiff that is pretty unmistakable.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:31, closed)

I seem to recall someone on here getting flamed big time
for a similar story involving chillies and his ex , just saying like
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:58, closed)

I'm waiting for this to be sizzler of the week.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:14, closed)

Yes but completely unjustified. "hurr durr it can cause long turrrrm damadsj!!111" no, it cant.
(tyrellsOwl, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:39, closed)

The best bit was some dippy tart saying it was rape.
If by "best" you mean "most likely to cause hand-shaped imprints on the forehead".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:29, closed)

I remember that too
I seem to recall that there was some substance in the comments. The gist of it was that permanently damaging someones reproductive organs out of spite is uncool. Probably a gaolable offence.
(justin(e), Sat 19 May 2012, 18:12, closed)