mmmm boobies
Breast toys are fun on a number of levels :

First up are the reviews. Google for Danni's fantasy breasts and marvel at the reviews that are written by the purchasers ('like fucking a tyre') and the fake reviews by the sellers ('so like the real thing..' etc)

Then there's the odd variants. Big breasts in a variety of materials is fair enough, but sticking in ribbing, mouth like openings or similar above or between the breasts I find just a tad freaky.

They're a bit different than a Fleshlight or Tenga fliphole, as you have to get them in a reasonable position (usually on top of a pillow or two), then spread out a towel to catch any come and definitely use lube otherwise it'll rather chafe on your cock.. Just like a proper tit wank the stimulation isn't as direct.

The best ones are damned expensive and difficult to get. It seems that whilst there's now a number of decent blowjob simulators (Fleshlight) it's very difficult to create fake tits. Too hard and it's like fucking cardboard and doesn't move properly. Too soft and it's difficult to keep them in the correct position (after all, there's usually no-one else to hold them if you're using a toy..).

The target market is a bit odd, too - whilst I'm into a bit of a handful, I don't think bigger is necessarily better but the way some people talk on sites that appreciate big breasts is a little scary.

They're just not a substitute for a fun and willing woman with a reasonably ample cleavage, so no worries that someone will leave you for a better toy ;)

Having said that, I do have the Jenna's UR3 toy, and whilst it's not perfect and I only use it occasionally it can create some quite intense orgasms at times. The stimulation on your cock is quite different to that with a fleshlight.
(EssY, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:45, 11 replies)

Virgin.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:46, closed)

Oh my, that's original
Trust me, a long way from being a virgin.

Go think of some better lines.
(EssY, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:57, closed)

I like squiggly lines. But really a fake tit wank, real ones are rooobish!
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sat 19 May 2012, 2:24, closed)

as a girl, tit wanks really are rooobish.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:59, closed)

You FAT virgin.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:19, closed)

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:15, closed)

Well presented and thought out.
Oh & fuck off AB, just because your idea of great sex is trying to convince WW to watch you wank..
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 19 May 2012, 4:07, closed)

I'd like to think that EssY will be thinking of you,
the next time he puts his willy in a vibrating, plastic tube.

Naturally, I'll be thinking of AB, as I scrape my gnarled fingers along my withered shaft.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 20 May 2012, 8:53, closed)

fuck off back to mumsnet

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 7:27, closed)

im forever surprised at peoples bizaar fetishes.
If that's what gets you of good luck to you.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:03, closed)

Tragic virgin wanker.
No offence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:16, closed)