If I was a paedophile . . .
I'd be recommending a double brandy in some hot milk and a game of 'Roman wrestling'. Rather, my original post comes under the general description of 'joke'.
(Fothermucker, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:08, 5 replies)

I may be old-fashioned, but aren't 'jokes' meant to be 'funny'?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:22, closed)

If
hahahahahah
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 22 May 2012, 6:35, closed)

No, you're definitely a Creepy Uncle of some kind

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 22 May 2012, 7:24, closed)

If you read the post (I'm putting this here so Shambo can't delete it)
The only vaguely paedo suggestion is the My Little Boner.
As for the rest - most kiddy fiddlers wouldn't be interested in a full-sized fake twat - wrong size & orifice, facials (maybe but more of a bukkake thing really), TITS, really? Bit too old if they've got norks methinks. Finally, psychologically most child molesters are givers rather than receivers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 8:58, closed)

I'm gkad that
someone is taking this seriously.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:09, closed)

"gkad"?
I too am gkad that this topic has been raised from the sublime to serious.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:05, closed)

I could edit that,
but then we'd both look stupid.

You owe me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30, closed)

A 6 pack of Coopers Sparkling Ale headed your way.
What's your address again?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:43, closed)

No need to pretend not to know,
my husband won't be reading.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06, closed)

Oh like you would really have a RL
sexual partner.
Rly?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31, closed)

We're doing it, right now.
I know that makes you hot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:09, closed)

Save it for the judge, kiddy fucker.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:15, closed)