What happened to QOTW?
Everyone been reading the Daily Mail since I was last posting regularly? Has nobody been following the 'sexualisation of children' discourse in the media? G-strings for pre-teens? Porn influences in pop videos? Anyone heard of satire? FFS. Maybe I need to put a disclaimer on all future posts:

"Post may be subjective. Imagination required for fullest appreciation - check content for puns, humour, exaggeration or willful obscenity. Do not read if of a conservative or humourless persuasion. Consider the rules of irony, which dictate that the sentiment expressed might be opposite to the intented point."
(Fothermucker, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:35, 2 replies)

Take no notice
Janet, Monster Munch and Mark Morrisons prison shoes are all humourless troll twunts from talk
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:52, closed)

Don't you talk about our janet like that you
insensitive cunt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 10:07, closed)

HAS IT COME TO THIS?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:56, closed)

Yes my dear.
Yes it has.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 22:05, closed)

How dare you
capitalise my name like that?!

Y'know what, Andy The Pie-Man? You're off my Christmas Card List.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:33, closed)

dammit
I'll have to take your christmas present back now. And it had the revolving attachments
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, closed)

oh man, you sure got my number mr comedy!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:02, closed)

Your number
The educationally subnormal helpline?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:50, closed)

oh man! that's well LOL that is.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:41, closed)

Just mash the keypad
I'm sure you'll get through eventually
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:06, closed)

LOL! read back your post, read the replies.
learn what irony means, you daft prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:03, closed)

I admit it
I have indeed read my original post and the replies. Now I truly understand the gift - no, the subtle talent - of irony. I can only hope to emulate such hilarious comedy.
(Fothermucker, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:27, closed)

LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:55, closed)

Don't feed the troll.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:43, closed)