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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33)
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once i posted a revolting story on the internet, exposing my cuntishness and demonstrating a total lack of ethics
and then lots of people called me out on it and i deleted it.

also, electric toothbrush.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:57, closed)
wanker

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:27, closed)
objection!

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:39, closed)
I'll see your toothbrush,
and raise you a LadyShave.

I was enjoying that thread, and shall mourn its passing.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:46, closed)
What was it anyway?
And who's the cunt?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:22, closed)
Juan Quar
told a lovely story about how she and her workmates used to victimise a mentally unstable child, who was under their care.
It did not go down as well as she'd hoped.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:29, closed)
Thanks!
I'll try and waste more time here in future.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:47, closed)
What happened to that Aussie
who was boasting about a threesome and his best mates bleached ringpiece? Did he just sober up?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:58, closed)
We do not
"just sober up".
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:02, closed)
he 'went to work' then?
I miss ken oath. poor ken oath.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 3:14, closed)
no, I sobered up...
...and saw what a stupid story it was, although, I did get brief glimpse of my mate's girlfriend's bleached bum hole. They were telling me all bout it with great enthusiasm over lots of beers and some smoke, and I didn't believe that someone would bleach their bum. Still don't understand, despite a quick flash.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, closed)
Ironically, this was originally a story, but moved it to the replies here when I saw this thread.
I get my kicks
by deleting posts on QOTW.

Doubt it was interesting, but I was saving reading through for the afternoon, you can't delete at lunchtime!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:17, closed)
Your mission
to harass and intimidate any other female is working well then.

NIPPLES.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:53, closed)
And THAT's the real crime here. Janet is being nasty on the internet.To someone abusing their position in the care of vulnerable individuals.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:21, closed)
Well, the thread has gone
but if I recall correctly it was about some grownups amusing each other at the expense, but without the realisation of some children.

I can't really get too indignant about that. I do stuff like that to my kids all the time.

Seems Janet doesn't need a lot of encouragement to have a go at female posters. Wonder what that's all about eh?

Yes, white knight etc. Zzzzzz.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:31, closed)
do please enlighten me on what *you* think it's all about.
i have worked with vulnerable young adults. there was nothing funny whatsoever about juan quar's anecdote. still, if adults breaching confidentiality and shoring up a sense of 'us v them' in emotionally distressed children gets your rocks off then please, do carry on.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:37, closed)
There are arguments either way
But they weren't directly abusing the kids.

Seems to me you must have said your piece already though. I didn't see it, but if you want to engage someone in a bickering match about a now non existent thread, you've got the wrong person.

But then I'm a guy, you don't seem to be quite so furious about guys saying things you disagree with.

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Just to add - I don't get it. Some of the stuff you say is really funny. I don't get why you have to be so chippy. Isn't this place just somewhere to amuse ourselves and each other? You seem to take it so seriously.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:50, closed)
can you please elaborate on your perception of my dislike for female posters?
and having worked with kids in a setting like the original post, it just doesn't sit funny with me. soz.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:02, closed)
he said you like chips, cause you're fat.
LOLOLOLOL!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:31, closed)
OH MAN WHAT A FUCKING ZING, RIGHT?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:36, closed)
Janet. The REAL crime is having a go at someone boasting about being a cock, on the internet.
I'm sure that Username Failed Moderation will be equally scathing the next time someone calls YOU a nasty name, online.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:58, closed)
oh wow. lesson learned :(

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:00, closed)
I'm sure if I was to say 'JANET IS FAT AND SMELLS AND LOOKS LIKE BALDMONKEY WITH DREADS AND SHIT TATTOOS'
He'll be straight along to tell me off.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:06, closed)
one of these days imma meet baldmonkey and the universe will explode.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:10, closed)

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(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:47, closed)
Also, I'm with Janet on this one.
I caught anyone on my team pulling Dat Shit I'd be straight onto the boss with that.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:04, closed)
ugh, fucking hell janet.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 14:55, closed)
oh come on.
it wasn't MY toothbrush.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:18, closed)
Plaqueycunt.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:22, closed)

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