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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33)
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I once fancied a doctor so I went to his surgery and complained of bowel pains
He told me to bend over and started a rectal exam.
"There's something obstructing the anus", he said "It looks like a bundle of stems. I'm going to try and extract it"
He started pulling and exclaimed, "Oh my god, it's a whole bunch of flowers!"
"Read the card! Read the card", I replied
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:54, 27 replies)
And then you mocked him for wanking off a dog?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:18, closed)

its a wonder anyone posts here at all anymore.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:27, closed)
Seagulls on a chip?

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:30, closed)

Cuntshower was the term used in past times.

I really thing everyone should gaz AB and his posse with their intended input and get approval before posting.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:34, closed)
Y'all should just grass me up to my boss.
Your mate in this thread already did once before.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:43, closed)
I really do wonder about this place.
It's OK for people in position of trust to mock and bully their charges but you should NEVER TAKE THE PISS WHEN SOMEONE BOASTS ABOUT IT.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:44, closed)

you say it like its was just that one post you got stuck into.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:49, closed)
Well no, there was the bloke who stalked young girls, the one who ruined a family christening because he wouldn't wear some smart trousers, the bloke who kicked an unconscious girl in the ribs....
.... that I took the piss out of as well. No, you're right. I'm the villain here.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52, closed)

Whatever Ab. Get your thrills your own way. I hope its fulfilling for you.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:54, closed)
It's just an internet forum based around irreverent humour.
I'd try not getting too upset about someone taking the piss.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:01, closed)

Righto AB. Youre the right man to tell us all how to act so I'll try and keep your advice in mind.

btw, nice work fobbing it off as something innocuous like 'taking the piss'
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:13, closed)
No, you're right, these things should never be mocked. Dreadful behaviour.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:19, closed)

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:20, closed)
Help me!
I can't get out!
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 22:12, closed)
He likes defending spammers from perceived injustice too.
A real Martin Luther King type, this one.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:44, closed)
Ahh the old
"It's just an internet forum based around irreverent humour." excuse trotted out again eh?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:04, closed)

no idea what youre on about and dont care
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:47, closed)
Nononononono, you're right, taking the piss out of disabled children IS funny.

(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:50, closed)

er, you were talking about being grassed up...
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:52, closed)
Oh yeah, that.
Old Ringof up there grassed me up to my boss for taking the piss on the internet.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 19:59, closed)
It's true
I sent her a telegram tattooed on the side of a shaved cow.

You're a bit swivel eyed tonight AB everything ok?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 4:48, closed)
The infection control people were FURIOUS.

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:55, closed)
Don't toy with him -
it'll fuck up his mental processes.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:05, closed)
I came to say...
..."That's a funny joke - it made me laugh", but I appear to have inadvertently wandered into some context-less shit-storm and now I'm all confused.

(the joke still made made laugh though, so have a [click]).
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, closed)

(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:12, closed)
It's ok, my qotw is a safe place for dyfunctional retards to blather
that way they don't bother the rest of the board
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 21:56, closed)

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