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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Repost from, ooh, years ago
A friend (not me) tells the story of a girl he met who seemed fairly nice and conventional. Until, that is, he went back to her place for the first time. He opened the fridge and discovered it was full of Cadbury's Creme Eggs. It turns out that her fetish was to insert one of these eggs and get the man to eat it out of her.

They dated for a while but he had to end it because, as he put it, "there's only so many Cadbury's Creme Eggs you can eat".
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:13, closed)
Variety is the spice of life.
A scotch egg might have been just the change they both needed.
Tragic, really.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:34, closed)
I once ate a Creme Egg out of a Thai hooker's arse.
Thinking about it, I was a bit of a wrong'n in my younger days.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, closed)
why is this not on the main answer board,
Please repost and ellaborate... Im sure we can accomodate it not being a sex toy persay
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, closed)
I think I've put the story in a previous QOTW.
I just got flamed and called a liar and a virgin. There's not much more to the story than my post above. I went to Club Eden with a mate, we got the party room with five girls for an hour and a half, we took along come Creme Eggs, popped them up a couple of the girls' arses, and ate them out. The idea was that we could answer the question, 'How do eat yours?', with,'Out of a Thai whores arse.'
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:21, closed)
I like that
you have sunk to every low of sexual depravity, just so everyone else doesn't have to. Particularly, the time when you tried to do your own mother.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:07, closed)

Are you sure it wasn't just shit and sperm?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:06, closed)
Winnar!
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(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:34, closed)
That's going in my sig.
If you don't mind.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:35, closed)

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