I once fancied a doctor so I went to his surgery and complained of bowel pains
He told me to bend over and started a rectal exam.
"There's something obstructing the anus", he said "It looks like a bundle of stems. I'm going to try and extract it"
He started pulling and exclaimed, "Oh my god, it's a whole bunch of flowers!"
"Read the card! Read the card", I replied
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:54, 27 replies)

And then you mocked him for wanking off a dog?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:18, closed)

its a wonder anyone posts here at all anymore.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:27, closed)

Seagulls on a chip?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:30, closed)

Cuntshower was the term used in past times.

I really thing everyone should gaz AB and his posse with their intended input and get approval before posting.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:34, closed)

Y'all should just grass me up to my boss.
Your mate in this thread already did once before.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:43, closed)

I really do wonder about this place.
It's OK for people in position of trust to mock and bully their charges but you should NEVER TAKE THE PISS WHEN SOMEONE BOASTS ABOUT IT.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:44, closed)

you say it like its was just that one post you got stuck into.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:49, closed)

Well no, there was the bloke who stalked young girls, the one who ruined a family christening because he wouldn't wear some smart trousers, the bloke who kicked an unconscious girl in the ribs....
.... that I took the piss out of as well. No, you're right. I'm the villain here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:52, closed)

Whatever Ab. Get your thrills your own way. I hope its fulfilling for you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, closed)

It's just an internet forum based around irreverent humour.
I'd try not getting too upset about someone taking the piss.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:01, closed)

Righto AB. Youre the right man to tell us all how to act so I'll try and keep your advice in mind.

btw, nice work fobbing it off as something innocuous like 'taking the piss'
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:13, closed)

No, you're right, these things should never be mocked. Dreadful behaviour.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:19, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1622615
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:20, closed)

Help me!
I can't get out!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:12, closed)

He likes defending spammers from perceived injustice too.
A real Martin Luther King type, this one.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 21:44, closed)

Ahh the old
"It's just an internet forum based around irreverent humour." excuse trotted out again eh?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, closed)

no idea what youre on about and dont care
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:47, closed)

Nononononono, you're right, taking the piss out of disabled children IS funny.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, closed)

er, you were talking about being grassed up...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:52, closed)

Oh yeah, that.
Old Ringof up there grassed me up to my boss for taking the piss on the internet.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:59, closed)

It's true
I sent her a telegram tattooed on the side of a shaved cow.

You're a bit swivel eyed tonight AB everything ok?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 23 May 2012, 5:48, closed)

The infection control people were FURIOUS.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 May 2012, 6:55, closed)

Don't toy with him -
it'll fuck up his mental processes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, closed)

I came to say...
..."That's a funny joke - it made me laugh", but I appear to have inadvertently wandered into some context-less shit-storm and now I'm all confused.

(the joke still made made laugh though, so have a [click]).
(minimalist ..., Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, closed)

^^yup^^

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:12, closed)

It's ok, my qotw is a safe place for dyfunctional retards to blather
that way they don't bother the rest of the board
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:56, closed)