
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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He told me to bend over and started a rectal exam.
"There's something obstructing the anus", he said "It looks like a bundle of stems. I'm going to try and extract it"
He started pulling and exclaimed, "Oh my god, it's a whole bunch of flowers!"
"Read the card! Read the card", I replied
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 18:54, 27 replies)

Cuntshower was the term used in past times.
I really thing everyone should gaz AB and his posse with their intended input and get approval before posting.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:34, closed)

Your mate in this thread already did once before.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:43, closed)

It's OK for people in position of trust to mock and bully their charges but you should NEVER TAKE THE PISS WHEN SOMEONE BOASTS ABOUT IT.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:44, closed)

.... that I took the piss out of as well. No, you're right. I'm the villain here.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:52, closed)

Whatever Ab. Get your thrills your own way. I hope its fulfilling for you.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:54, closed)

I'd try not getting too upset about someone taking the piss.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:01, closed)

Righto AB. Youre the right man to tell us all how to act so I'll try and keep your advice in mind.
btw, nice work fobbing it off as something innocuous like 'taking the piss'
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:13, closed)

( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:19, closed)

A real Martin Luther King type, this one.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:44, closed)

"It's just an internet forum based around irreverent humour." excuse trotted out again eh?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, closed)

( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:50, closed)

Old Ringof up there grassed me up to my boss for taking the piss on the internet.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 20:59, closed)

I sent her a telegram tattooed on the side of a shaved cow.
You're a bit swivel eyed tonight AB everything ok?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:48, closed)

..."That's a funny joke - it made me laugh", but I appear to have inadvertently wandered into some context-less shit-storm and now I'm all confused.
(the joke still made made laugh though, so have a [click]).
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, closed)

that way they don't bother the rest of the board
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 22:56, closed)
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