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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Dropped pie with sauce
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:27, 1 reply)
A burnt thong.
(Probably won't make sense unless you're Aussie)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39, closed)
or..other Australian-ism's like...
Front Bum.
Where the chainsaw bit ya.
Flange.
Axe wound.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:07, closed)

gutted hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:10, closed)
Furry muff, that'll do fellas!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 10:24, closed)
Billposter's
bucket.

Wizards sleeve.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:50, closed)

stomped mussel
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:01, closed)
Unless mussels are much bigger in Oz,
this one is in danger of setting off the alarm.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05, closed)
Oh.
They're bigger.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 11:35, closed)
He was
6 foot 4, and full of mussels.

Now it makes sense.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:43, closed)
I just chundered

(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:45, closed)
There is a shellfish in Australia called an Abalone.
Looks like an over sized flattened mussel, referred to as "rock cunts" in some circles. Google it, and you will see why.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20, closed)
see, nobody believes me about mussels looking like fannies.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:38, closed)
I believe you.
That's why I like to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56, closed)

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