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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.

zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Age 13 or so
a boy at school told me he spent all his pocket money on dildos. I didn't know what he meant, so he laughed at me and called me a spazmo for not knowing what dildos were.

With hindsight, I think he thought that "dildo" was another word for "condom". So who was really the spazmo?

Probably both of us.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:11, closed)
Adrian Mole
...or in reality, Sue Townsend, ...

Makes the same mistake when (s-)he writes to an agony aunt, saying he feels he is ready to take his relationship with Pandora to the next level, but he "would wear a protective dildo".
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:41, closed)

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