My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My psychiatrist sends his regardsMy parents are open about sex. Actually, I'll rephrase that. My parents will give you a PowerPoint presentation on the top 10 karma sutra positions while you're eating your corn flakes in the morning. Of all the horrible rules/lessons learnt, here are the most scarring:
- "These are chocolate flavoured condoms. They all taste like strawberries though"
- "If you ever get crabs, they grow into full-sized ones and snip your codger off"
- "If you have sex before you're 18 the girl will instantly be up the duff"
- "If you pee when pregnant, the baby sometimes comes out for air"
90% of all my life lessons came when I just wanted to eat Pop Tarts and watch Captain Planet. I don't talk to my parents about relationships. They still wonder why.
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My familiy is as open about sex as your power-point-parentsBut I haven't heard any weird lies like those last 3 you mentioned.
I have no idea if the 1st one is true or not, I haven't tasted them.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:18,
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