My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I've made people pregnant...Just by looking at them. I have a potency level in the next stratosphere.
I also only produce beautiful blond haired, blue eyed, High IQ Aryan master-race children
Makes me shudder to think of the amount of perfect cock cream I have wasted into tissues when I could have sold it to desperate couples and had an army of pooflakes takinover the world...hey ho.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:16,
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are you free next weekend?I think I'm ovulating then. If you're busy, just send a jar in the post or something.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:22,
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