My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My mate's dadis a retired Police chief constable in Sunderland.
Into his late sixties he firmly believed the human male had a 'penis bone' that retracted following intercourse.
A fucking CHIEF CONSTABLE. A sobering thought, I think you'll agree.
PS this self same imbecile also believed skydivers are actually flying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:19,
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It's called a baculumHumans are actually one of the few mammal species to not have one.
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I read retired as retardedI always do when the police are involved.
Your following statement provides compelling evidence.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:00,
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