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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.

zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My mate's dad
is a retired Police chief constable in Sunderland.

Into his late sixties he firmly believed the human male had a 'penis bone' that retracted following intercourse.

A fucking CHIEF CONSTABLE. A sobering thought, I think you'll agree.

PS this self same imbecile also believed skydivers are actually flying.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:19, closed)
It's called a baculum
Humans are actually one of the few mammal species to not have one.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:44, closed)
I read retired as retarded
I always do when the police are involved.

Your following statement provides compelling evidence.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 13:00, closed)

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