My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Clued upHow about a misconception on the part of another on how much knowledge a 7 year old should have...
My mother used to visit the elderly mother of her ex, Mrs Marshall. This lady, although old and frail, was very sharp and always ready for an argument about morality or religion, she was a spritualist who had lots of people come to her for teaching.
One afternoon when I was 7 or thereabouts, we were at her house drinking tea and eating biscuits. The old dear, talking about two of her female friends mentioned that they lived together. Awakened from my boredom, I chipped in with a question: "Are they lesbians?".
We then had about half an hour of her telling my mother how to bring me up, that I shouldn't even know the word, don't blame the kids at his school, etc, etc. Sorry mum!
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:34,
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