My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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CubsWhen I was in cubs, Matt Robinson found a thimble shaped and sized thingy (thinking back it was probably one of those things post office and bank clerks put on the end of their fingers to count paper or notes) and he told me it was a condom and went on the end of your willy.
For years I believed that was true (at the time, it was anatomically possible). Years later he showed me a real one (found under a bush) but I didnt believe him that time. I was never going to fill that!
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:43,
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