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This is a question My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Front bottoms
I've met loads of otherwise intelligent men who are absolutely convinced that women wee out of their vaginas. It took me a long time to convince one boyfriend that I could still have a wee while wearing a tampon. Mind you, he also thought gravity was caused by the Earth's atmosphere so I probably shouldn't have been surprised.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:59, 5 replies)
It's true!
They wee out of their bottoms.

FACT!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:20, closed)
so.........
they dont piss out of their fannys then?!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:28, closed)
She said vagina, not fanny
fanny vagina
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:24, closed)
Oh dear
A friend of mine came out with that when we were at university together. I was aghast.

Next time we were shagging, I got a mirror and showed her the relative positions of the necessary tubes. And she was enlightened.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:38, closed)
I think I may have accidentally
married that bloke.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:11, closed)

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