My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Front bottomsI've met loads of otherwise intelligent men who are absolutely convinced that women wee out of their vaginas. It took me a long time to convince one boyfriend that I could still have a wee while wearing a tampon. Mind you, he also thought gravity was caused by the Earth's atmosphere so I probably shouldn't have been surprised.
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It's true!They wee out of their bottoms.
FACT!
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so.........they dont piss out of their fannys then?!
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She said vagina, not fannyfanny
vagina(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:24, closed)
Oh dearA friend of mine came out with that when we were at university together. I was aghast.
Next time we were shagging, I got a mirror and showed her the relative positions of the necessary tubes. And she was enlightened.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 11:38,
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I think I may have accidentallymarried that bloke.
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