My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Another oneFor years I believed that "oral sex" meant French kissing.
At the time I'd only heard the term used in the Red Dwarf Space Corps Directive "No officer with false teeth shall attempt to perform oral sex in zero gravity".
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:04, Reply)
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