My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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EDIT: Poo Baby and BJsBeing young and odd, I didn't realise that babies come out of...well,you know. The thought of how that could stretch open for my head confused me no doubt. So I naturally assumed that people come out of the bum hole. I now realise it's the other way round.
EDIT: Oh, and also as a child, I thought that blow jobs involved blowing gently on the penii for a while. Why don't they call it a suck job then?
So yeah, I was messed up mentally early.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:07, 1 reply)
Iused to think they just cut the stomach open and ripped the baby out :/
now i know that's only half the case.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:07, closed)
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