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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was but a wee lad I assumed that whenever a lady hurt herself and screamed in pain, a baby came out. I don't think this is a completely screwy logic - I'd seen women giving birth in soap operas and I assumed that pain = childbirth, not the other way around.

So anyway, I was in infant school at the time, and one afternoon my mum fell down 3 flights of stairs in coming to pick me up. I come out of class and see her in a heap at the bottom of the stairs, screaming in pain and rather bloodied up and surrounded by people. My response?

"Noooo! I don't want another brother!"
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:12, 5 replies)
as it made me snort lemsip!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:19, closed)
My god, I laughed hard at this
The sort of moment I could see would leave an impression.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:40, closed)
Good Lord
did people look at you funny?
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:28, closed)
The last line made me think of Achewood's Philippe.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:27, closed)
pain = childbirth


childbirth = pain

are the same thing, '=' meaning 'is the same as'.

I'll just go stand in the corner now...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:35, closed)

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