My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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You've got this wrongthe Spiderman involves flinging the "web" out of your hand into their face while shouting "Go web, Go!"
obviously a miconception on your part
now I'm going to laugh to myself about the Angry Dragon and the Angry Pirate
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:27,
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That's very trueI'm pretty sure I've read that in a previous QOTW actually - a revenge one if memory serves. I now use it as my counter attack to "The Snowball".
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the snowball?enlighten me.
we shall have no mention of iglooing or rusty fish hooks here before anyone starts
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:34,
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Snowball?I believe snowballing = her sucking you off, holding it in her mouth, then kissing you, thereby depositing your testes-goo in your own gob. Like, ew.
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