Tragically, this happened less than 48 hours ago
Waiting for a gig to start with my friend.

Me: I watched that episode of Family Guy last night where Peter has a prostate exam and he thinks the doctor raped him. It made me clench. Do all men have to have their prostate examined?

Friend: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do.

Me: But...no! No way! It's an exit not an entrance! There is no fucking way in hell I'm going to be used as a goddamn hand puppet. I'll take my chances with the cancer, thankyouverymuch!

Friend: But I think all men have it, it's like a smear test for women.

Me: So why the fuck don't women get their prostates examined!?

Yes, yes, moron, over here. Hi there.
(GONEism, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:35, 4 replies)

look on the bright side
Scientists say men who masturbate at least once a week are up to 10% (Er, or something like that) less likely to have prostate cancer!

So get fwapping, and you might not need to have an exam!
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:53, closed)

I should never get cancer then.
In fact, I should have anti-prostrate cancer by now!
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, closed)

Don't
you only have to do it once you're 50 or something?

If not, man up boy! I'm going for a (gorgeously anmed by my work mate) legs up examination next week.

(for the uninitiated that's a smear test- beastly business I've been putting off for the last 12 or so years since the first one was such a "pleasant" experience)
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:24, closed)

That
is my favourite episode of all time, It's making me laugh just thinking about it.
(Murfles, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:30, closed)