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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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It's not that common
it doesn't happen to every guy
and it is a big deal!


:-(


only a small number of points available for getting this reference
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:43, 11 replies)
I think...
...it was Rachel from Friends? Can't remember the episode though.
(terrorbite, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:50, closed)
that'll do
have your points
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:53, closed)
Woo!
Can I trade them in for a toaster? Or do I need more points for that?
(terrorbite, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:58, closed)
Yep Vipros
You're right.

Only had it happen once in my experience (obviously not 'to me'). Strange chap - didn't see him again...I may post about it this week....
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:52, closed)
I've never been entirely sure
what it refers to in that Friends episode

I assume premature ejaculation.

Without wanting to sound like I suffer from it, the best things I've found for prolonging matters are having more sex, and being drunk on gin.

Both good things :-)

edit: or is it not being able to get it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:55, closed)
I always thought
it was not being able to get it up.
(terrorbite, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:58, closed)
I always thought
it referred to arriving too soon.

But I'm sure most blokes have done that at least once; namely the very first time, so perhaps it's not being able to begin in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:01, closed)
Not being able to get it up
Because at least if you're an early arrival at the party - so to speak - you can usually stay around for second helpings.


Why on earth am I using crap euphemisms?

Because they amuse me, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:29, closed)
I *knew* it!
/Chandler
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:01, closed)
You cock
I was hoping nobody had used that already!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:36, closed)
And
it is, quite possibly, the greatest compliment a chap can give to a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, closed)

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