My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Yep ViprosYou're right.
Only had it happen once in my experience (obviously not 'to me'). Strange chap - didn't see him again...I may post about it this week....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:52,
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I've never been entirely surewhat it refers to in that Friends episode
I assume premature ejaculation.
Without wanting to sound like I suffer from it, the best things I've found for prolonging matters are having more sex, and being drunk on gin.
Both good things :-)
edit: or is it not being able to get it up?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:55,
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I always thoughtit was not being able to get it up.
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I always thoughtit referred to arriving too soon.
But I'm sure most blokes have done that at least once; namely the very first time, so perhaps it's not being able to begin in the first place.
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Moey, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:01,
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Not being able to get it upBecause at least if you're an early arrival at the party - so to speak - you can usually stay around for second helpings.
Why on earth am I using crap euphemisms?
Because they amuse me, that's why.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:29,
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