My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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AHA! Not just mine then
it's difficult to resist when it's a genuine-sounding enquiry... I usually get 30 seconds in before my mind says "Wait a minute..."
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:37, 1 reply)
it's difficult to resist when it's a genuine-sounding enquiry... I usually get 30 seconds in before my mind says "Wait a minute..."
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:37, 1 reply)
Well, in fairness she's genuinely interested
But it's funny how much *more* interested she becomes when it's time for bed.
Unless she's getting herself in the mood to rub one out once the door's closed, of course.
I really shouldn't have thought of that.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:44, closed)
But it's funny how much *more* interested she becomes when it's time for bed.
Unless she's getting herself in the mood to rub one out once the door's closed, of course.
I really shouldn't have thought of that.
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