My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I might have a misconception right now.I've only known two Maltese women. They were both very beautiful. And they were both very beautiful in the same short, bosomy, Mediterranean way.
So my possible misconception is that Malta is the land of hotness.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:04, 4 replies)
May I ask their names?I worked with a Maltese girl who fits that description exactly.
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Did they melt in your mouth?The lighter way to enjoy
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:54,
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I thinkit's more likely that he melted in their mouths ;-)
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malteserim maltese! and yours is not a misconception, it is fact! :)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:52, closed)
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