My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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^This!This and: just because you're with someone doesn't mean you have to take responsibility for them. They are their own person. Don't try and change them. Or control them. Just get on with life and enjoy them for what they are.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:26,
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^ this too!Absofuckinlootley.
Another pearl of wisdom from my mum:
Don't have any expectations (which is not the same as lowering your expectations).
And, she assures me, acceptance comes with age, as more and more you just can't be bothered... lol, sadly I think I'm beginning to agree with her there...
Her final lesson? If all else fails, wear a pink wig, especially when your partner comes home drunk in the middle of the night expecting you to be cross.
Keep teh faith! (and teh humour!)
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:09,
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