My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Brevity is the soul of lingerieAs a young woman, I foolishly believed that my partners would be as interested in trying out all the fun variations on the theme of the act as I was, especially those involving lacy, sheer and otherwise alluring undergarments. This was indeed incorrect, as I met lovely lad after lovely lad who seemed disinterested in anything beyond the most basic sexual formulas.
Fortunately, the spouse is a clever, energetic and inventive fellow so I no longer have to hear anything like 'But why do you need another pair of stockings? You already have one' ever again.
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