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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was three...
...I walked into my parent's room, and proudly excalimed to my Mum, "Look Mummy! It's got a bone in it!"

She would kindly recount this tale to every new girlfriend thereafter.

Length? It had grown a lot bigger since I was three.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:16, 1 reply)
Mine never grew...
You know what they say - once a footlong, always a footlong.

mmmm, footlong...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:01, closed)

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