My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I'm not quite brave enough for that. Plus it would make wanking even more of a pain than it is now (and considering I only have sex every 4-6 weeks, it's a big deal). What I want to know is, which bits does it stimulate? I don't remember reading anything about and erogenous zone there, assuming missionary position. Doggy is obvious. Although, that is why I have two dydoes...
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:22, 1 reply)
I'm not quite brave enough for that. Plus it would make wanking even more of a pain than it is now (and considering I only have sex every 4-6 weeks, it's a big deal). What I want to know is, which bits does it stimulate? I don't remember reading anything about and erogenous zone there, assuming missionary position. Doggy is obvious. Although, that is why I have two dydoes...
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:22, 1 reply)
Well, obviously the gspot
But it's the slight rubbing sensation of all of the inside. Even missionary just stimulates everything. Lovely!
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But it's the slight rubbing sensation of all of the inside. Even missionary just stimulates everything. Lovely!
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Brilliant.
Now you've got me looking up prices for my local friendly pierceress! My girlfriend is going to have a wonderful surprise, and I'll blame it on you!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:25, closed)
Now you've got me looking up prices for my local friendly pierceress! My girlfriend is going to have a wonderful surprise, and I'll blame it on you!
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