My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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men have testicles?
not me but my sister.
when she was 11 her class watched a video about puberty and how their bodies were going to change.
my sister came home that night and was telling us all about it when we were watching tv
and then she turned to my dad and said
"daddy the boy on the video had balls down there. i didn't know men had balls, do you have those too daddy?"
also another one.
my youngest cousin is 11 and recently watched a similar video. i was at their house to drop off some dvds when i heard her shouting from the bathroom.
"MUUUUM! MUUUM COME LOOK!!!"
so my auntie went into the bathroom then i heard another shout
"I'VE GOT A PUBLIC HAIR LOOK MUM!!"
.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:37, Reply)
not me but my sister.
when she was 11 her class watched a video about puberty and how their bodies were going to change.
my sister came home that night and was telling us all about it when we were watching tv
and then she turned to my dad and said
"daddy the boy on the video had balls down there. i didn't know men had balls, do you have those too daddy?"
also another one.
my youngest cousin is 11 and recently watched a similar video. i was at their house to drop off some dvds when i heard her shouting from the bathroom.
"MUUUUM! MUUUM COME LOOK!!!"
so my auntie went into the bathroom then i heard another shout
"I'VE GOT A PUBLIC HAIR LOOK MUM!!"
.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:37, Reply)
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