My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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deadjust remembered this.
when i lost my virginity at 16 i thought i'd killed my boyfriend at the time.
he just suddenly stopped and put his head on my chest and was very very still. so i was like "what's wrong?"
he just said "i can't carry on"
so me being all naive went "Ohmygod are you alright? are you ok what happened why?"
it took 10 minutes of explanation on what actually happens that would make him unable to carry on before i understood.
i blame catholic school... all i got taught was if i had sex before i was married i was going to hell... and that i'd probably catch an STD and die.
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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:47, Reply)
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