My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The first time I had sexI thought my girlfriend had broken my penis.
I didn't realise that the foreskin was meant to roll ALL the way back over the head. I thought it was stuck and I was going to get cockrot.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:55, 6 replies)
SnapExcept any confusement (probably not a word) about genitalia suddenly made sense when I looked down at my fully unsheathed helmet, rather than the suspicion that my nob would fall off.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:44, closed)
If you'd never rolled it right back beforewasn't there rather a collection of cheese in there....? :)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:46,
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HmThe same question crossed my mind.
Just nobody start asking for pics.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:00, closed)
Pictures please.Shit. Please don't.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:33, closed)
Video please?....I instantly regret typing that.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:23, closed)
HmmHadn't you wanked yourself silly before this?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:46, closed)
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