My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Imagine his surprise . . .Back in the olden days here in Oierland folk were so shit scared of sex and the local priest that it was common for people to wait until after marriage before they would finally get to have a good old rummage around another persons body and find out all the mysteries the opposite gender has been concealing from them all those years.
Well in this context imagine my friends Dads surprise when while lying beside his new bride in the bed and post the popes blessing she let out a most massive and unignorable fart.
Up until this point the poor fellow firmly believed in as much as the sky was blue and the day was long that ladies did not fart.
Length - About 2 minutes before the local Priest was called to find out if this was kosher or if the woman was in fact possessed.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:24, 2 replies)
HahahahahaBrilliant! Possessed!
Have a click.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, closed)
That sort of language has earned youan act of contrition, 2 Our Fathers and eight Hail Marys,
and a click
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 7:26, closed)
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