My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Kickstand
phah. We need the vital stats.
Like in Scrubs
"Bob Kelso, 10 inches."
"It's like a baguette."
According to the interwebs, I too am of the longness. Woot. Average as measured by a doctor, about 5.1 inches. As measured* by the bloke, about 6.2 inches.
*exaggerated
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:17, Reply)
phah. We need the vital stats.
Like in Scrubs
"Bob Kelso, 10 inches."
"It's like a baguette."
According to the interwebs, I too am of the longness. Woot. Average as measured by a doctor, about 5.1 inches. As measured* by the bloke, about 6.2 inches.
*exaggerated
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:17, Reply)
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