My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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what aboutMonkeyface!
Simply pull out before you cum, let her have it in the face, rip her pubes off, throw them so that they stick to her cum covered face, and then yell "MONKEY FACE!"
Guaranteed to satisfy, or your pubes back
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