My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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TenuousA common misconception is that a woman can only spit or swallow after oral.
I was seeing a girl who worked in Canterbury Cathedral. This will become relevant very shortly.
She was amazing at playing the pink oboe. Absolutely incredible. On one stand out performance I apparently spluffed extra hard, and she said some had got stuck up her nose. She tried to snort and sniff and blow (no jokes) but to no avail. She couldn't stop for long after as she had to dash off to work.
At Canterbury Cathedral.
Where she sneezed it on the floor.
I wish I was making all this up. If I was, I'd have a bigger cock and the ability to be monogamous.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:35, 1 reply)
OMGI've never been to Canterbury Cathedral (but I've been to Westminster Abbey, does that count?), but the thought of someone blowing a load, literally, on the floor, is almost unbearably hilarious.
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