My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Angry Pirate...Dunno if it's bindun, but as a youngster, I thought the "angry pirate" was a legitimate sex game...
when you're being sucked off, and are reaching the point of no return, withdraw, and come in her eye. There's the one eye of the pirate.
Then kick her in the shin so she's hobbling on one leg, rather piratesque, and finally punch her in the stomach for the obligatory "YAAAAAAAARGH!"
Note: This only works where the lass is an EXTREME pirates of the carribean fan...or you may, just may be in danger of:
a)becoming single,
b)being arrested and worked over in prison by a big man called shirley, or
c)both
Good times
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:56, Reply)
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