My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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a story went round our school
that it happened, but by accident. nothing had seemed out of the ordinary at the time, but when the lights were turned on afterwards, it transpired that Something Had Happened. he saw himself in the mirror with blood all over his face, and then saw her in the bed, also covered in blood, perhaps wondered if he'd gone too far, and fainted.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:28, 1 reply)
that it happened, but by accident. nothing had seemed out of the ordinary at the time, but when the lights were turned on afterwards, it transpired that Something Had Happened. he saw himself in the mirror with blood all over his face, and then saw her in the bed, also covered in blood, perhaps wondered if he'd gone too far, and fainted.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:28, 1 reply)
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