My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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ScorpionsOh I'm so glad you asked
I watched a nature documentary about the reproductive habits of scorpions aged 5. They do a claw-in-claw dance during which they exchange a sac of genetic material of some sort. I thought that humans did this too, but I thought "the sac" was exchanged in church when they kiss and thats where babies came from.
My misconceptions have got worse as time has passed
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)
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