
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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my parents have been married for nearly 40 years. they still have sex at least 3 times a week, they act like lovestruck teenagers, they share all of the household chores AND the responsibility and decision-making. it's really quite sickening.
most of the time, what you say is true. however, just occasionally, a couple will get it absolutely right.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:31, 1 reply)

This is not true. Nobody's parents have sex. It's dirty and wrong.
I can't help asking, but, how do you know they still have sex three times a week?
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:28, closed)

I had sex with both your parents!
*tests boundaries*
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:05, closed)
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