My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Before sex ed
I got all my info from South Park.
So i believed lesbians ate carpet etc and that certain naughty words weren't naughty... to my mum in HMV when asked 'who is Cartman's dad?':
I replied: well, his mum's a slut an-SLAP!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:31, Reply)
I got all my info from South Park.
So i believed lesbians ate carpet etc and that certain naughty words weren't naughty... to my mum in HMV when asked 'who is Cartman's dad?':
I replied: well, his mum's a slut an-SLAP!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:31, Reply)
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