My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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as long as it's not long nighties
they get tangled around your neck and try to strangle you while you're sleeping. My grandmother used to make me wear these horrid ankle length flannelet (sp?) numbers and I swear the things gave me nightmares. I'd always wake up unable to move with more nightie around my throat than my body and have to scream for help.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 3:10, Reply)
they get tangled around your neck and try to strangle you while you're sleeping. My grandmother used to make me wear these horrid ankle length flannelet (sp?) numbers and I swear the things gave me nightmares. I'd always wake up unable to move with more nightie around my throat than my body and have to scream for help.
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